Celebrity apologies be like hi I’m sorry I was racist I didn’t know that u would be hurt. if I knew u were sensitive I wouldn’t have posted it . I didn’t know u were a big fat baby lmao but I know now . sorry again
Head over to Caro Oliveira’s Instagram to check out the captions and see more art! Each character is designed in a certain style of goth that fits their personality.
“NFTs are IMAGES you can BUY and OWN with MONEY that you–” shut up. shut the fuck up. we already HAVE DeviantArt adoptables what the fuck are you on about? what are you reinventing? adoptables that ALSO fuck up the planet? shut up. I’m including a link to a deviantart profile with “plz” in its name whose icon is a specific gif of an anime girl shaking her head in disgust at you.
like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony
like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth
like i just think about this sometimes
i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway
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